Wyl Villacres: Word person. Self-deprecationist. Bar back.
Charity/Organization of the month!
I've succeeded in making a @JeppsonsMalort cocktail that is good, even for rubes who don't like Malort. BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.
"God made him miss that 54 yard field goal" Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.
You know, because the annoying people in the bar are all Bills fans, I'm gonna start cheering like crazy for the Pats.